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[SAMI "Forgot" Her Wallet~]

"YOU ORDERED 640 MCNUGGETS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY HAVE THAT MANY MCNUGGETS, AND EVEN IF THEY DID, THATS LIKE, 200 CHICKENS WORTH OF MCNUGGETS! LIKE, THE SHEER QUANTITY OF MCNUGGETS THAT YOU JUST ORDERED IS THE CHICKEN EQUIVELENT TO A MINOR TERRORIST ATTACK! AND SPENDING 400 DOLLARS AT MCDONALDS? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?! THAT'S LIKE, MY ELECTRIC BILL! ON MCNUGGETS! I MEAN, THATS ENOUGH MONEY TO AROUSE SUSPICION! 'Oh hum de dum I'm just an IRS guy, wait- How much did this guy spend on mcnuggets? HEY DAVE! Look at how much this guy just spent on mcnuggets' 'Yeah, that's definitely money laundering. Raid his house.' LIKE SERIOSLY, THIS IS MATH PROBLEM LEVELS OF CALORIE INTAKE! THE CARDBOARD FROM THE BOXES IS ENOUGH TO BUILD YOUR OWN HOMELESS ENCAMPMENT, WHICH YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AFTER SPENDING A QUARTER OF THIS MONTH'S RENT ON MCNUGGETS!"

whisperfoot responds:

this is amazing lol